Client 9

New York governor Elliot Spitzer’s fall from grace has all the elements of a good farce – delicious irony, overweening ambition, self righteous piety and above all hubris. He made his name as an assistant district attorney in Manhattan, specializing in labor racketeering , then as New York attorney general, zealously prosecuting Wall street mavens and contributing to pop culture the infamous perp walk, a public shaming of a high profile individual – a modern day pillory.

The irony lies in the fact that the very methods he used to bring down fraudulent executives and prostitution rings alike were used to bring about his own downfall. The authorities did not uncover Spitzer while investigating a brothel – they were investigating him on suspicion of corruption and found the brothel because his financial activities had been flagged by software he had insisted on being installed while employed as New York’s top cop.

As attorney general, he was a steamroller. As governor, he was uncompromising and unyielding. Little wonder that he finds himself with few backers now that the tables are turned. Unlike Bill Clinton, who survived impeachment for his peccadillo, Elliot Spitzer is about to discover how fast the public can turn on a hypocrite.

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  1. I’ve heard he has some ideas for continuing to help the country with his intellectual prowess:

    AMENDMENT & DECLARATION OF CLIENT 9
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    Whereas all men are
    created with lust
    without love

    all male politicians
    with anxiety
    and the burdens of office
    are endowed
    by their Creator
    with inalienable rights
    to a mistress
    who shall call on him like
    a legislative body of beauty
    “uncomfortable, and distant
    from the depository of their
    public records … “***

    In petition to Divine Providence
    and the Crown of hypocrisy
    in the “rectitude of our intentions”***
    we do as the creatures
    of our Creator
    proscribe that
    Congress shall make
    no connubial law
    prohibiting the free exercise
    of inter-body intercourse
    across state-
    -of-consciousness boundaries

    As adequate food
    is the right of all men,
    “they are absolved from all
    allegiance to the … Crown…”*** of marriage
    when the sexual bread
    is unlike cake

    But, my wife,
    I am an idiot
    not to diet in
    the abundance
    of your love
    with a simple request that
    you would have granted
    gladly like giddy children
    in play,
    if only my
    arrogance hadn’t
    stood so tall
    ***A Declaration by The Representatives of the United States of America in General Congress Assembled July 4, 1776.

    — Douglas Gilbert
    http://mojoepoe.wordpress.com

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