The Undecided Voter

Every four years, the presidential candidates pay homage and blow billions of dollars trying to sway the “undecided” voter. This creature is no unicorn – it actually exists in the wilds of Ohio and Florida. Every four years, these vacillating nincompoops hold the nation hostage, but their agony of indecision is exasperating rather than inspiring. No one with a modicum of common sense could not know the difference between Obama and Romney, could they? I mean seriously, do they really look that similar to you, undecided voter? America is even farther along the path of polarization and the choices could not be more stark, except for these oblivious few Mr. Magoos. I wash my hands of you, ignorant bastards.
So instead of going on a new rant, here’s an old one from four years ago, just to show that nothing ever changes.